Latest News: 7.8.2013

(07-08) 2:05 PDT Middle of Nowhere -- Travelers to Sparkly Unicorn Puke HQ were shocked today as they arrived to see only chaos and broken glass. Conspiracy theorists everywhere were unsurprised as The Great Robot Invasion had finally begun. Witnesses say it was shocking, and will likely blog about it. Stay tuned for more reports on this incident as more information becomes available. This is Nikka reporting live on the scene with SUPTV News. Back to you, Bob.